

It's short but vaguely memorable, thanks to an enjoyable, dual-outcome conversation with a very stupid monster. It's pretty standard fare for The Witcher 3: those very routine investigations, then a minor moral choice that's going to leave someone pissed off at you no matter what you do. What it really is: A 15 minute or so standard noticeboard quest, with a little bit of standard-issue footprint tracking and the option of a fight with a child-like monster who slightly reminds me of my two-year-old daughter when she's unconvincingly promising not to push other children at nursery.Īny good? Not bad, but it doesn't feel like an add-on so much as something chopped out so it could be added later for free, in the hope of community brownie points. Investigate and find out what's happening!" What it is: "Miners from a small Skellige village are disappearing.

Outside of the introductory sequence, you'll encounter Yennefer once you've completed the main questline in White Orchard, and if you want to see her again after that you'll need to find your way to Skellige (expensive, high-level). Where to get it: Just turn it on and it's on, basically. The feathery armband things are quite fitting for a mysterious sorceress, however. You may appreciate it if you have onanistic intentions towards videogame characters or want alternative cosplay inspirations, but I found it harder to take the game or that character entirely seriously when the DLC was activated. Hence Steam reviews such as "So much easy to undress Yen with this new outfit!"Īny good? Well, it's basically a Goth Moulin Rouge Dancer outfit, and is very much about lace stockings and exposed thighs. What it is: "Check out this entirely new look for the mighty sorceress Yennefer of Vengerberg!" There's also one in Kaer Trolde harbour in Skellige. The barber's just about in the middle of town - a scissors icon will appear on your minimap when you're near. Where to get it: Velen, in the island town called Oxenfut, over on the East near Novigrad gate. ALSO choosing one of the fancy cuts stops Geralt's beard from growing over the course of the game. I did quite like the mutton chops, though. This isn't Saint's Row, I realise, but it's a shame I can't have a mohawk and a ZZ Top beard. A couple of the options are a fun change if you're bored of Geralt's default shabby chin'n'hairband look, but they're not even faintly wild - there's a clear limit on how irreverent the game is prepared to be. What it really is: Five haircuts, five beard styles, available for 10 coins each from an in-game barber NPC.Īny good? Oh, y'know, hair. What it is: "Customize Geralt of Rivia to your liking with this amazing set of beards and hairstyles." Go to Bram, the trader just outside Woesong Bridge – who you may remember as the mopey-lookin’ dude with the heinous bowl cut hairdo who you rescued from a griffin way back when. Where to get it: Back in White Orchard, the game’s first main area. I wouldn’t say any of this stuff is worth the slightly laborious trek back to one of the starting areas to get it if you’ve already progressed to Velen or Novigrad, though. Personally I preferred the rustic, just-escaped-from-a-field look for my horse, but it’s a worthwhile pick-up for anyone who prefers finery. The horse armour, meanwhile, has longer-lasting benefits for Roach’s inventory, speed and fear, though it’s nothing you can’t obtain from less militaristic clobber for him. You also get some reasonably dandy level 4-ish duds out the deal.Īny good? If you’ve got plenty of spare cash in the early game, it’s definitely a decent set of armour to help you through tougher fights, but you’ll have moved on from it by level 7 or so.
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What it really is: Free horse armour (primarily on the face rather than body), as a probable poke in the eye to Bethesda’s notorious Oblivion paid DLC way back when. What it is: “Reserved for the finest of warriors serving the kindgom of Temeria, the Temerian Armor Set includes a jacket, gloves, pants, boots and horse tack.” Temerian Armor Set To see this content please enable targeting cookies. But how substantial is this stuff, really? I took a look at what's really in each DLC, how satisfying it is, and where in the Northern Kingdoms you can find it all. Adding 16 free lots of new quests, items, outfits and modes to a game which already had a hundred million things in it was an ostensibly generous move from the creators of The Witcher 3.
